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Alabama DC Jeremy Pruitt Was On MTV’s Two-A-Days And Had No Idea What Asparagus Was Before The Show

Now this is peak #FootballGuy. When you are building a top high school defense in the state of Alabama, you ain’t got NO TIME to figure out what damn vegetables are. You see, if my high school DC knew what asparagus was, I’d be concerned he was spending more time thinking about his health than the defensive packages he needs to put together for next weeks game, damnit.

P.S. Talk about a rise from the ashes for Pruitt. He went from being the DC for a high school team to being paid a million a year to be the DC for Alabama, all within 10 damn years. 

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