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Ben Boulware Is NOT Happy That The Internet Didn’t Like Christian Wilkins Fingering Curtis Samuel’s Butt Hole

You may have forgotten (you didn’t), but this happened during the OSU-Clemson game:

Today, Ben Boulware was asked about that incident, where he also grabbed a handful of Samuel’s butt, and had possibly the best response ever:

I’ve read and listened to his response around 4 times now, and I find a new amazing tidbit every time. Here are some of them:

-“People are trying to say “sexual assault” — people that say that have either never played football, have never been in a locker room and seen the weird stuff.” He is right, weird stuff does occur in football locker rooms.

-“Well, I played football and never did that.” You either sucked at football, you had no friends in the locker room, or you were the person that went in the bathroom stall to go change because you were scared to shower with the team.” All time insult. You could’ve played football for 3 days, and you saw a guy on your team that went to the bathroom stall to go change.

-“I know [South Carolina quarterback] Zach Bailey didn’t care about that at all. You saw on film where he didn’t freak out. “Do you all practice this at Clemson?” No, we practice beating [South Carolina] by 49 points. That’s something I did on the side.” I spit out my water when I read the “No, we practice beating yall by 49” quote. Boulware was on damn FIRE.

-“That’s for the media to blow that up. Yes Christian went — he went four fingers deep. He went a little too far. But when I’m just messing with somebody, poking them in the belly button or grabbing someone’s butt, it’s just to break up the seriousness of the game. The people who are freaking out about that have never played the game, or were just losers who didn’t have friends when they played the game.” I would’ve loved to hear Boulware’s thoughts on what isn’t going too far. Is 2 fingers deep okay? Or no?

This entire response by Boulware cemented him as my favorite player in college football. No, I’m not supportive of going four fingers deep in the middle of a football game, but I am in favor of this ridiculously true and funny response.

P.S. Curtis Samuel responds: 

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